Funny and Witty Facebook Status Update

Success Is Relative.

 

Early To Bed And Early To Rise

Makes Your Girlfriend

Go With Other Guys :D

 I CAN RESIST EVERYTHING
EXCEPT
TEMPTATION
:D

Interesting Quotes For Facebook Status Update

Witty & Humourus Status update generator for social networking

Generatus.com

If you can’t think of something suitably witty, funny and original for your status on Facebook or Twitter, try www.generatus.com .

Simply type your name, indicate whether you are a boy or a girl, then click Generate. You will be served up a brand new, sparkly status all ready to be copied and pasted into Facebook, Twitter or whichever social networking site you prefer. I think its best way of getting rid of boring status updates!